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hello-delicious-tea · 4 months ago

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I got wood-soled backless clogs again after like a decade of none and 1) my feet are aching. A lot. But. 2) I can actually see an arch forming in my foot again, and 3) the terrible knee and ankle and OTHER foot pains are gone.

Bless the doctor who took one look at my ridiculously flat feet when I was six and said, “Wooden clogs. That’ll fix it.”

It did.

#what a guy #that was some lateral thinking right there #basically the big exercise for building arches if you weren’t born with the natural inclination for them #is scrunching a towel up with your tootsies #but if you wear wooden clogs #you have to do the same motion to keep them on your feet #so it’s a constant PT exercise every time you wear shoes #also fuck the company that used to make my clogs and then started only making ones with high heels #excuse you no #I want little wooden platforms that keep me even #not tilt me in a way opposite to ergonomic #you fucked with my PT and I forgot about it #and now look where we are #the company I got these from is Lotta From Stockholm if you also have flat feet

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tearlessrain · 7 months ago

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I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.

#I think some of you will never be satisfied #and just want an excuse to keep pretending that inaction is the height of moral purity #so that you don’t ever have to actually do anything

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bruciemilf · 4 months ago

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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

#‘bRuce cOulD do MoRe fOr gOthAm-‘ yall are lucky he didn’t burn that place to the ground the second he hit 18 #like EXCUSE ME. going absolutely feral at Gotham’s mob bosses lining up at the Wayne’s funeral going like #‘gimme a call if you need anything kiddo’#GIRL?? Anyway Bruce is the angel of small death and the codeine scene hozied sings abt #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #dc #text #text post

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symphonyofsilence · 5 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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tyrannosarahsrex8 · 5 months ago

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Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

Bonus comic

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1-800-dreamgirl · 9 months ago

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this is what everyone has been saying!! no one is looking at celebrities for political statements, but they should and must use their platform to amplify the voices of those who need and most importantly be against this genocide!!

#if you’re not being openly against a genocide then you are being silently complicit in it #i don’t know how else to put it anymore and there is no excuse to not be using your platform #so to say the least I’m extremely dissapointed in my own favorite artists for being absolutely in silence about this #they keep proving themselves to be soulless people and to call themselves artists when they have no humanity in them is quite ironic #you’re not an artist you’re an entertainer that happens to be good at songwriting and your entire existence is manufactured #you’re a modern capitalism's little toy not an artist #free palestine #b talks

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greykolla-art · 1 year ago

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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel comic #JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST #BUT I LOVE IT!#hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #Alastor #charlie morningstar #angst #hurt/comfort #whump art #I know what you people are I’m one of you!#I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please!#also good excuse to use clip studio more #I only bust that out for something special #now let’s do something else! like eat!

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ravenmccookies · 6 months ago

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Weird phenomenon I've seen on tumblr

#like i understand how frustrating it can be to make art and for it to get no attention #but that ain't an excuse to shame and threaten people into reblogging #some of y'all need to relearn some manners ffs #like christ #usually anything to guilt trip/shame ppl into reblogging does the opposite #because good god who the hell wants to spread the guilt tripping?!#anyways back to you regular tagging schedule #my art #doodles #rambles #comic #my sona #furry art #furry

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ilions-end · 2 months ago

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i've noticed just how often achilles' dragging of hector's corpse is framed mostly as an act of extreme disrespect, or only some brutal show of triumph. personally i think that's underselling both achilles' intention and what the trojans must be thinking as they watch it happen.

hector's corpse is divinely protected so it can't be damaged by the greeks after death; all that effectively happens in the iliad is that his body gets dirty. but under normal circumstances (and i'm not gonna impose realism on mythology, but the iliad is famously detailed when it comes to bodily trauma), the physical reality of dragging a corpse along stony ground for miles would be severe disfigurement and dismemberment. first the skin would wear off, then soft tissues, then extremities would start to detach. i think the iliad's original audience would be aware of that as an intended outcome.

achilles (who doesn't yet know that hector's body has been granted divine stasis) doesn't just want to parade his enemy's corpse around, he wants to tear it apart ("i only wish that this fury inside my heart would drive me to carve you to pieces and eat your flesh raw..."), he wants it to not resemble a human anymore. he wants hector's blood and flesh to circle the city of troy. he wants to make it impossible for hector's family to gather the pieces of him to cremate and that way hector's spirit won't find passage into the underworld. that's what the gods are preventing from happening, they're not just keeping the corpse pretty for priam to pick up later.

#it's so rarely acknowledged academically and NEVER in adaptations (not even the '''''realistic'''' ones)#like you can see a billion artistic depictions of hector's corpse tied behind the chariot #but i think it's easy to forget what achilles is TRYING to do (and why failing to do so frustrates him so much)#AND why the sight of it would be especially horrific to hector's loved ones #anyway sorry for being gross and gruesome my excuse is that i'm an iliad nerd with a medical degree #i love hector he is precious to me i swear #the iliad #tagamemnon #gore cw #edited the opening to this post because my original wording was very glib about 'our' perception of violence

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coquexari · 3 months ago

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